meat [from standup.txt]

I eat a lot of meat and I’ve found that if I stop eating meat my brain goes into thought loops like “Eat some meat” and “Insert meat.” I feel bad eating vegetables because they are way cuter than a fat pile of meat. I think about the onions and potatoes in the fruit bowl just cuddling and sometimes you find those baby peppers inside of the adult peppers and then you’re just like “I KNEW IT!”