I try to be a certain laid-back kind of person. I try to be zen, I try to be cosmic. Eventually my goal is to have people to call me Cosmic [REDACTED]. “Hey Cosmic [REDACTED], what’s up, hey, we met that one time, remember?” And I’d be like, no, I don’t remember. Cosmic [REDACTED]. This is a true thing that I want. I really do, I want to be cosmic as shit. Cosmic as a big smooth shiny turd squirting through the universe.
My friends met a guy named Cosmic Tim once. I know it’s not cool if it was your friends that met someone, but I’m two degrees away from the dude. How far away are you? Three degrees, maybe four, but I'm sure he gets around. He’s known across the galaxy. As a huge burnout.
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