"Sorry, excuse my language. I’m a veteran."
"What war?"
"The Korean War."
"Aren’t you a little young to have fought in the Korean War?"
"I mean the secret war that we have been waging with North Korea. That TV Station in Seoul that plays exclusively live Internet war games is actually broadcasting war footage with Final Cut filters over it. It’s madness. I literally punched Kim Jong-Il in the face, twice. It turned out that it was just one of his doubles - and a child with an unfortunate bouffant hairdo."
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